9 gowns awaiting…
So here’s what’s kind of funny about these gowns: in the closet where I have to fetch one each day, they are labeled “capes.” Does that make all us irradiated folk each some kind of superhero?
Even if they do make us wear them backwards?
Considering the fact that more than one superhero has gotten their powers in weird laboratory snafus that involve things like (accidental) radiation, well…
I’m gonna put on this cape and fly right on outta here!